In the beginning Kek created the humans, and the memes.
Now the memes were formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the web, and the Spirit of Kek hovered over incomprehensible waters.
And Kek said, “Let there be LAUGHTER,” and there was laughter. Kek saw that the memes were good, and he separated the laughter from the hatred. Kek called the laughter “Pepe,” and the darkness he called “DOGE.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
And Kek said, “Let there be a vault between the memelords to separate the diamond hands from the paper hands.” So Kek made the $JPEPE coin, and separated the loyal hodlers under the vault from the paper-handed degens above. And it was so.
Kek called the vault “$JPEPE.” And there was much jubilation.